And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
I just realized how many feelings i never would have experienced if it wasn’t for the world of fiction.